Zitater (7)

Ech muss dech leider a Konservendouse paken, hoffen du hues näischt dogeint. // I apologize for my bad Central European accent. I’d probably get drummed out of the Luxemburgish navy for it. // The Glasgow you see as a foreigner, like city centre, university and shit, is not the real Glasgow. I could show you places where you better have a gun ready. That’s Glasgow. // It seems to me it’s about a one-night-stand? Well then, tell me about your father. // Did you notice how he blinked at you when he said ‘it’s not really about masturbation’? // Glasgow and Scotland are two different things really. // Du bass net normal Thierry, looss der dat gesot sin. // Radio?! How many things have you done? Every time I talk to you there’s something new. Last time you said you worked as a graphic designer. // We’re three strange guys, but we’re quite nice actually. // Apparently I’m Turk. A white Turk. I guess that makes you JD. // Not only is he Scottish, but he’s from Glasgow as well. Of course he’s creepy! // Most students here would pick up a South Wales accent. I spent so much time with you, I’ve picked up Glaswegian. // He asked so nicely if I wanted to fuck him, so I said yes. // Mum this is my friend Thierry. He’s a killer. // I went to a pub in France and the barkeeper asked me if I was English. I was like ‘thank fuck no, I’m Scottish!’, so the guy just went ‘welcome!’ // Would you be up for a double penetration on her? I’d even take the rear end.

10 thoughts on “Zitater (7)”

  1. Dat läschten ass definitiv geschmacklos.

    An du wees, dass Google dir lo Tonne krank Gestalten dofir op däi Blog schéckt.

  2. ‘t ass just fir ze dokumentéiren wéi krass dat zougeet wann een sech bis net méi an der Géigend vun enger Uni ophällt an “normal” Briten erliewt.

    Ech kréien souwisou scho ganz komësch Referreren. Porno. Sex. Abuse. Mécht DP och kee wierklechen Ennersscheed méi. An sou Leit sinn sws séier erem fort wann se mierken, dass et sou eppes eben hei net gett. :)

  3. “Mécht DP och kee wierklechen Ennersscheed méi.”

    Ech hun iergendwéi obwuel ech wosst wourems et geet als éischt un d’Partei geduecht :) Am Kontext guernet sou onwitzeg …

  4. Nee nee Thierry, en “lupenreiner Demokrat” beschäftegt sech net mat Schmotzfénken, dee léisst se oofknallen. Ech erkennen zwar emmer méi den Hang zum Sexuellen an den Zitater, ass dat wéinst deenen héichen Temperaturen do uewen? Emmerhin sin zu Cardiff am Moment 3°c méi wéi hei.

  5. Ech mengen dat hänkt méi mat de Leit zesummen déi ech an den leschten Deeg kennengeléiert / mat deenen ech mech an de leschten Deeg opgehalen hunn. :)
    Keent vun deenen Zitater ass vu Cardiff. ;) Déi sinn entweder op mengem Campus entsanen (deen eng hallef Stonn aus der Stad rausläit), an an deem Duerf wou de Schott wunnt (a wou ee komesch Gestalten am Café setze gesäit… — dat wier eppes fir dem Joël säin A&S). :)

  6. Also ech fannen et ganz normal, dass ee lëtzebuerger Student, deen “net normal” ass, a Gesellschaft vun “normale Briten” fir säi Blog nawell net sou normal Zitater notéiert. ;)

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