Zitater (8)

It tastes like an illness! // Is there vinegar on the fries? Yeah? I hate vinegar. Can I have some? // Niels was so ooooooh. I could tell you stories about my time in the army… // Do you think we’d get a student discount at the brothel? // I’ve learned only two things during my first days in Cardiff. The most important one was where to find the brothel. // We Germans have feelings too! // Canadians aren’t bitter. We hate Bush. But we aren’t bitter. // Saying “you’re far away from home” is like saying “I wish you’d stayed there.” // Fish&Chips is basically just grease. // Even the salad in Britain is unhealthy. // We wish you a merry party, we wish you a merry party, we wish you a merry party and a happy hangover. // How do you flirt with girls? Do you just send them a dark poem? // We thought if you put ‘if you know what I mean,’ at the end of every sentence, everything would be an innuendo. Like ‘I arrived early, if you know what I mean’. // ‘You know you want it’? Is that how you sell drugs to innocent kids in Vancouver?

1 thought on “Zitater (8)”

  1. “How do you flirt with girls? Do you just send them a dark poem?”
    Grandios!
    Erennert mech un den dommen Gesichtsausdrock, wou ech op “Waat soll ech menger Frendin fir Valentinsdaag schenken?” mat “Ech geif em en Gedicht schreiwen!” geäntwert hun…

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