Zitater (18)

I’ve never seen a Christian excitedly telling a friend: “I’m so happy!” “Why, what’s up?” “I got cancer! I can’t wait!” // Ech nennen dech alt Papa, wanns de d’Meedecher am Puff scho net dozou kriss. // Ech wollt de Gybérien um RTL kucken, mee ech sinn prompt ageschlof beim Nolauschteren. // Manual?! Do steet dran: “Install this fucking software and then print.” Ech hunn dee russeschen Deel allerdéngs net gekuckt… // Schéine Fickend! // You’re like that robot in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – what’s he called again? Marvin! // Ich sammele Attentäter. // Moi, j’aime bien les belges. Elles sont faciles… eh, pas compliquées. // Trust me, you don’t want to know how you look in that dress. // He wants you to go out with him so you can break his heart and he can feel miserable. Then everyone will have to cheer him up. // Wann et der eng Kéier sou richteg schlecht geet, dann muss de eng Lëtzebuergesch léiere mam Astrid a Jérôme Folg kucken. Da geet et der besser, well da gesäiss de: do ginn et Leit, deenen geet et nach vill méi schlecht ewéi dir.

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