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If someone tells you: ‘hey, I know you from MySpace’, you stab them. If someone walks up to you and says: ‘I know you from Twitter’, you’re like: ‘oooh!’ // That advert makes me wanna fuck a chocolate pudding, that’s how good that advert is. // He said he’d chuck her baby out the window, but he didn’t. Creating an expectation and then not following through is cheap. I lost all respect for him. // I wouldn’t show him a picture of your girlfriend. He knows how to handle young girls. // Du weess wanns de mer sees ‘schléck!’, da geet et net. // Dee Schwanz war awer schéi voll. // Sou, dann lee dech elo mol hei op den Dësch. // Ech hunn beim Pissen dem Kleeschen op de Sak gekuckt. // Ech huelen da mol ee Cuba Libre! // Ech géing widdert de Chrëschtbeemchen pissen, mä hei sinn iwwerall Kameraen. // Are you three typical Luxembourgish boys? I bet you are! // ‘Live an onraséiert’ huet och nemmen gutt geklong bis mer Meedecher do sëtzen haten. // Lo kommen mir an ee Sklavekatalog! // Wëlls de eng blo Pëll? // It’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

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