Zitater (28)

Hei si jo lauter Anarcho-Syndikalisten am Studio! // Ech komme grad aus der Vakanz. Ech si voll mat Armagnac an Intelieweren. // Huet hatt Strëmp u beim Sex? Hues du Strëmp u beim Sex? Ass et Matleedssex? // Lëtzebuerg ass d’Burkina Faso vu Japan. // Ech wëll d’Grande-Duchesse buppen. // D’Nazien sinn all an Amerika geflücht. // Dat gesäit esou schéin aus. ZERSTÖREN! // Ech hunn eng donkel Säit a mer. // Ech ginn op d’Premiär vum neien Harry Potter a späizen dem Emma Watson op säi raséierte Kapp. // I’ve used up all my niceness for the month, and we’re only the first. Now fuck off. // Can we have a table for… How many are we? 26, please. // As soon as she said that he launched a war on Penguin Books for their misuse of the semi-colon I thought ‘I’m gonna love his seminar.’ Is that bad? // You watch Star Trek? You know that’s the bad kind of geeky. // Everyone loves masturbation. // My girlfriend is still not over the fact that you asked her if she would mind a sandwich. // Thierry, you’re a very bitter and twisted man. I swear it even sounds bitter when you say ‘I’m going to the toilet.’ // I don’t believe that you’ve actually slept with a woman. // You really want to know why I don’t like you? You have evil eyes. // If you stay another fifteen minutes I’ll give you a goodbye hug, now if that doesn’t make you want to leave right now… // I know it says the lift can take ten people. But not ten of you it wouldn’t. // You can handle your drinks. I respect that in a man.

3 thoughts on “Zitater (28)”

  1. Also esou extrem raséiert ass dem Emma Watson säi Kapp nun jo awer och net. Irgendwéi fannen ech dass et him och nach irgendwéi geet. Et ass jiddefalls net sou schlemm wéi beim Natalie Portman deemols ;)

    An du hues dat bescht bei der “Grand-Duchesse” verpasst. Dorops gouf jo gefroot: “Déi Aal?” — Äntwert: “Nee, net déi Aal, obwuel jo, déi och.” -> An *dat* ass krank!

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